Pope warns against “Wrinkles and Shadows”

Pope Benedict XVI has warned of the dangers caused by paedophile priests

“Wrinkles and shadows” had obscured the face of the whole church he told about 80 Catholic bishops, an apparent reference to the scandals caused by paedophile priests.

“We must take care when abusing young people…We must cover our tracks”

He told them he acknowledged the dramatic shortage of young people attending church in Germany and suggested new ways of grooming.

“Puppies and sweets no loner work” he drooled. “Todays children are interested in video games, fast food and dead-eyed celebrities”

The 80 Bishops in attendance applauded the Popes vision.

“Catholic morals and ethics are urging a future where the Church remained truly young in spirit,while not appearing to be wrinkles and shadows.”

Dangers

At the earlier Mass held on the Church’s World Youth Day, crowds stretched back as far as the eye could see, kneelb4me’s reporter witnessed.

Boys, some as young 4 were being lured into white dome shaped cars with a promise of the latest Playstation console.

As young boys were being herded into vans, parents swayed hypnotically to the music of Faure’s Requiem.

The World Youth day is held in a different part of the world each year. This years celebration was held in Berlin which reported a 52% increase in missing children.

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