Prince to join Scientology cult

Grammy award winning recording artist Prince was last night seen attending a Scientology seminar. Sources close to the artist say that he has grown “disillusioned with his current religion and is looking for more personal and musical freedom.” Prince, 50 a member of the Jehovah’s Witnesses for 8 years, seen selling copies of the Watchtower magazine to members of the public on various occasions was recently spotted with strange ink markings scrawled across his face – reminiscent of his infamous battle with Warner Brothers. Eyewitnesses claim the face markings say “Miscavige”, the name of the current leader of the Scientology religion.

Anger

Although Princes relationship with his local congregation has been good, word has it that the governing body – the head of the Jehovah’s Witness religion, were not impressed with his recent performance at London’s O2 arena. Many Jehovah’s Witnesses attending were shocked to see Prince dancing seductively with women. Many of the songs he performed promoted fornication, and his wardrobe was not that of a “Christian publisher”

Bill Sanders, an elder from the Lewisham congregation in South London said, “I was shocked, outraged and stumbled by his performance. I will be writing a stern letter to Bethel (local headquarters) demanding an immediate judicial meeting be held”

Lisa Partnage, a full time pioneer (evangelizer) was offended by Princes androgynous appearance. “A man wearing high heels and makeup promotes homosexuality.” She sobbed. “Prince must know that gays are an abomination to Jehovah, so why he chooses to dress like one is a mystery to me. I feel like my faith has been shaken…I need to pray for him”

Scientology

Scientology, criticized in the press recently for its brainwashing techniques, has been outlawed in many European countries. Its most famous follower, Tom Cruise, had a private video leaked onto YouTube showing the actor talking passionately about his faith. The theme tune to his Mission Impossible film was added for comic effect.

A spokesman for the Minneapolis branch of Scientology made the following statement, “The Artist currently known as Prince has made a few enquires into our beliefs and doctrines. No monies have been exchanged so technically, he isn’t a member yet”

Rumours that Prince was about to re-release a remixed version of his 2004 hit album “Musicology” with the title track renamed to “Scientology” was found on internet fan websites.

Prince has refused to comment

32 Responses to “Prince to join Scientology cult”

  1. Pamela C. Says:
    I have been Interested in SCIENTOLOGY at the same time as the WHITNESSES. I always felt that PRINCE SHOULD EMBRACE SCIENTOLOGY or BUDDISM. It is what I MYSELF plan 2 EMBRACE. The PHILOSOPHIES have been BENEFICIAL 2 ME. I wish him PEACE and I have ALWAYS felt that the JEHOVAH's were 2 LITERAL about PRINCE. He has 2 CHANGE 2 B ACCEPTED which is WRONG. PRINCE is the MOST TALENTED and SEXY and 2 CHANGE 2 B Accepted 2 a RELIGION is RETARDED. PRINCE does NOT DRESS as a HOMOSEXUAL and That STATEMENT is INFLAMATORY as PRINCE is a SUPERSTAR MUSICIAN. What MICHAEL JACKSON FELT GROWING UP as a JEHOVAH under his FATHER JOSEPH'S RULE RUINED and SCARED HIM. MEANWHILE JOSEPH CHEATED with GROUPIES and his WIFE KATHERINE CELEBRATED HOLIDAYS[BIRTHDAYS].
  2. Luv44 Says:
    This is insane! What is wrong with the little midget? Is he really this gullible? First he was brainwashed by Larry Graham,and now this?? I will never buy another Prince album again.Jehovah Witnesses and Scientology are stupid CULTS!! They brainwash their members to believe what they want them to believe.These are fake,man-made religious cults.
  3. carly Says:
    What a load of twadle - re-release a remixed version of his 2004 hit album “Musicology” with the title track renamed to “Scientology” haha
  4. SkyIsBlue Says:
    why is this news? Prince is an old has-been from the 80s.Who cares what religion he joins? It's not gonna make him any taller :)
  5. It aint over Says:
    Many Jehovah’s Witnesses attending were shocked to see Prince dancing seductively with women. Many of the songs he performed promoted fornication, and his wardrobe was not that of a “Christian publisher” 21 night in London and hard core fans never reported about this - that must have happened when they blinked.
  6. Tara Says:
    Poor Prince. He seems so easily brainwaished. First Larry Graham brainwashes him into becoming a JW and denounce some of his sexy songs which made him famous. Then his second wife, Manuela, the most successful stalker in rock history, brainwashes him into believing she's really into his religion and really loves him, and now this?!?!
  7. Laura Says:
    “The Artist currently known as Prince has made a few enquires into our beliefs and doctrines. No monies have been exchanged so technically, he isn’t a member yet” Rumours that Prince was about to re-release a remixed version of his 2004 hit album “Musicology” with the title track renamed to “Scientology” was found on internet fan websites. This fake you morons. The above comments should give you a clue.
  8. Ali R. Says:
    Spirituality is very important and I do not believe one word of this. Prince is not joining this group, sorry, don't believe it at all ...
  9. Bart Says:
    So funny to see someone call JW and Scientology man-made cults. What's the difference between those and the catholics ? ALL ORGANISED BELIEVE IS A MAN-MADE CULT !!!!!!
  10. Wise one Says:
    If it is like this, why not? If he has to go through all this to find out what it is about...then so be it...he could have chosen just to have a decent psychotherapy for 3 years..would have been cheaper and more healthy...and he would look like a lost person...but I doubt that this is real news...and the JW should just make him go...why did they allow him in anyway? He is an artist and an artist doesn't need all these boundaries of religion...
  11. indomie Says:
    Just let him do what he wants...especially continue make music!!
  12. THE DOLL Says:
    I say just leave him alone!! this all may be a part of his journey. So if this is what he has to do to find peace within himself then so be it!! I wish him all the love & peace in the world
  13. HamsterHuey Says:
    Zelaira, I love you. Hammy.
  14. thepope Says:
    This story has national enquirer written all over it. FAKE!
  15. Swanny Says:
    Prince is a has been followed only by religious idiots at sites like prince.org and housequake. Just leave him to rot.
  16. luv the hammy Says:
    A april fool done 2 months early I see.
  17. Fammy Says:
    Jehovahs Witnesses are surprised with the 02 London shows? Where have they been for the past 6 years? Prince hasn't changed anything about himself except for the language he now choses to use. His heart and mind are in the same place, where they've always been. And speaking of JW where are all his JW fans that hang out on his fan websites? They obviously didn't/don't think anything he is or was doing was against the JW rules. They follow right behind his "normal" fans.
  18. Douglas Johnson Says:
    this is hillarious
  19. graycap23 Says:
    this STORY is about as FALSE as anything i have ever read. my man IS NOT becoming a scientologist any time soon. perhaps he was there 2 check out the fine stella's.... think...it aint illegal,YET.
  20. Bassist 440 Says:
    I really hope this if false....after all SCIENTOLOGY IS A BULLCRAP RELIGION WRITTEN BY A SCI-FI WRITER...NEED I SAY MORE!!
  21. Sashenka Says:
    I was involved with scientology for many years. Their ethics are very good. The deeper you get involved in scientology you find it splits from their ethics. There is a money making side and the religion side. Their accounting and organisational methods are in stark contrast to their ethics to the point of, if you are staff, you will find you are totally subject to their anger, covert hostility and non belief in responding within their own code of ethics. Prince is smart and will see this eventually. If any of this is true, he will soon see how scientology controls the actions and emotions of their workers as opposed to the way they treat their followers. When you make the shift from follower to worker you see a contradiction in just about all its ethics. If you question their ethics you are thrown out and ostrisised by the very people that offered spiritual awakening and freedom and have no way to offer that view to their following by the workers. Scientology was foundered by a science fiction writer, that is a fact. The fact that is just fiction.
  22. maddladd Says:
    maybe Prince finally realized he would never make any money in the music business if he kept on bible thumping. his shows in london were awesome for a lot of reasons, but mainly because he's trying to find a comfortable medium between the Prince of the 80's and the 50 year old Prince of today. He longs to play songs like Head and Darling Nikki at least one more time before he's done, and i personally long to hear those songs live. also, i hope this is a final goodbye to the Larry Graham era of Prince. Larry ruined his career in every way imaginable. not only with biblethumping, but also by making him play washed up soul songs by washed up artists in lieu of the dirty hits we know and love. Fuck Larry!!!
  23. ansari shakur Says:
    First off their is no compulsion in Religion. He is free to believe as he likes. You never know what a person is going through. But the main point here is he is disillusioned with the Jehovah Witnesses. Bottom line GOD is One, Mankind is One. Our purpose here is to establish a heaven on earth based on Divine Law. However a person is free to express themselves as long as they are not physically hurting others; especially as an artist.
  24. vi Says:
    buddhism is great. it is not a religion, just a practice- you can better yourself while not falling victim to fear and resstriction by most religious- cults, after all. they are all cults... had to start with a few believing one- then spread from there... war... etc. buddhism is peaceful.
  25. sico Says:
    this site is crazy you shud get a life instead of making rumers bout prince and tom prince is da man and wuld never b a scientology i liked the over thing bout the pope relly funny
  26. Sataninas Arcamar Says:
    What the f*** do they care about Prince or anyones Religion? That is a personal matter. First of all we should eachother RESPECT. And this is true!
  27. Curveball Says:
    What a crock of shite... You people believe everything you read...
  28. Pamela C Says:
    read what the JWS say about GAY people on WATCHTOWER.ORG. If this is NOT PREACHING HATRED I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS! Prince is an ENTERTAINER and in the MUSIC as well as FASHION and BEAUTY INDUSTRY GAY PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED and a GREAT ASSET as far as IDEAS and CREATIVITY. HOW CAN PRINCE who is my IDOL EMBRACE a RELIGION that is SO STRICT and CONSTRICTIVE? How can any ENTERTAINER THINK being GAY is like what the JEHOVAH's INTERPRETE as WRONG. In the CHURCH there are PLENTY of GAYS and LESBIANS. I think someone as BRILLIANTLY and ASTUTE as PRINCE MUST DIS-ENGAGE FROM the JEHOVAH'S. I hope he SEES That I AM TRULY RIGHT. I RESPECT the JEHOVAH'S FAITH, but alas NOT their INTERPRETATIONS. Prince being a ONE-TIME FRIEND of KIRSTY ALLEY and a FAN OF TOM CRUISE well SCIENTOLOGY would make MORE SENSE or BUDDISM such as RICHARD GERE and TINA TURNER have found INNER SANCTUM and PEACE. I wish my TALNTED HERO MUCH JOY and GOOD FORTUNE. His APPEARANCES and his MUSIC is WONDERFUL. The New Video is BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE HIM.
  29. LoveAndWar Says:
    JWs and Scientology followers are the stupidest people on the planet.They're blindly following fake,man-made religious CULTS.These are fake organizations that make their members believe any dumb crap that they preach about.They brainwash their "members" to believe anything they say.I always thought Prince was smarter than this but I guess I was wrong.He's just as stupid as the rest of them! Fuck Prince!
  30. Mr Nobody Says:
    I dont believe this article, like I dont believe "God" has written it :) Anonymous writer not having the courage to be public - its understandable when someone is lying.
  31. StoryTeller Says:
    You FAN people really need a life! Someone pointed this article out to me, not because of Prince or the story, but because of his fans and how personal you all take this stuff. Don't you people have a life?
  32. SheDevil Says:
    Fuck Prince! If he wants to ruin his life by joining an exclusive celebrity,fake religious cult,then he go ahead.I'll never buy his records again,or go to one of his preachy concerts anymore.This is one fan who refuses to support brainwashing cults.He'll have to get his money from all the other dumb fans who are still gonna support his skinny ass.

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